I lost my hat in the airport. My grandpa had just given it to me, so that was sad, and I’ve been trying to get it back, which involves a lot of call centers. In the process, however, I discovered that Logan Int’l Airport (BOS) posts brief descriptions of all the items that come into the lost and found office so that people can check through them. And then I discovered that, due to typos and hurried word choice, said descriptions are frakking hilarious.
So I made a tumblr to put them on. Enjoy your flight.